NOTE: Not only is this a Guide ABOUT Zombies, but it IS a Zombie! It continues living on long after I left it for dead.
However, I plan on returning to my evil ways and attempting to use my own brain to reanimate it as we get closer to Halloween. Or maybe I will attempt some voodoo this time, so beware...
Quick Guide to Survival
Saturday, Dec 22, 2012: Zombie ApocalypseThe day of the dead is coming, so make sure you have your Zombie Survival Plan ready. Many people are concerned about December 21, 2012, the alleged end of the world. It's a ploy to hide the real day of reckoning December 22, 2012, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
It's too late for me. Save yourself...
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